No Romo....Literally.

It is with a heavy heart that I report that the 2008-09 Dallas Cowboys' downward spiral has just been accelerated faster than a Coors Light Wide Mouth Vented Can with a big ass dent in it. Our boy and Cowboys quarterback Tony "No" Romo is out at least four weeks with a broken pinkie on his throwing hand. Suffice it to say that lifelong Boys fan and Bulletproof Sombreros contributor Loisaida Sam is devastated. The fate of America's Team now lies in the hands of Brad Johnson. My advice for Romo and the Boys? Forget the X's and O's. It's time to capitalize on the injury with shameless merchandise sales, a la Kobe's pinky and Lakers Nation:




For the Tony Romo edition, I suggest that the middle finger reads "No" and the pinky reads "Romo," because unfortunately, Cowboys fans are going to have to get used that phrase.