Who Let Tiger Out Of His Cage?

You guys are lucky you follow a blog like BPS. While people are speculating what Tiger is going to say on Friday at his exclusive press conference, we have been using Loisaida technology to take a sneak peak at what Tiger had to say at his return to the public spotlight this Friday. Take a look at the transcript:

Tiger: First of all, I would like to thank everyone that has come out today in support of my return to professional golf. Thank you to my sponsors Nike and Tag Heuer for sticking by me. Although I am flattered by Trojan I will have to decline your sponsorship at this time. I have spent the last few months having to live with the decisions I have made. I am deeply apologetic to the most important woman in my life, my 4...mmhmm...2 children, and...oh yeah my wife, Elin. This whole situation has affected so many people I care about. I am working diligently to make amends and change the way I live my life. I plan on making my return to golf in the only way I know how, stealing all the attention at Augusta for the Master's. I have been able to get back into my training routine and plan on being in better shape than ever. That is all I have to say for now. I look forward to seeing everyone at Augusta. Thank you, now I have to go accept my AVN Lifetime Achievement Award

Well you heard it here first. Don't bother watching on Friday.

Krypto-Nate changing his colors?

There has been alot of trade buzz surrounding the Celtics in the last few weeks. The Celtics have been struggling of late with players spending more time in the training room than on the court. There has been a lack of consistancy that has caused my man DA to look for a shake up that can spark the C's back into their winning ways. At the center of the trade talk has been the silkiest smooth shooter of the Big Three, Ray Allen. It seems like trades involving my fellow UConn Alum have died down but where when rumor ends another begins. Nate Robinson has been in the cross-hairs of the Stormin' Mormon. So could Krypto-Nate actually be living up to his name and making the jump to green? In order to obtain Robinson it looks like we would have to give up a combination of fan favorites in Brian Scalabrine, Eddie House, and Tony Allen. I don't believe Nate Robinson would be the answer. Yes Nate Robinson may be a better defensive back up point gaurd than Eddie House, with the ability to get to the basket and throw down. But I love seeing a look with Eddie, Ray, and Rahseed. Three players capable of delivering dagger at any time. Nate would add a WOW factor but I want to see if this team can pull it together again and bring home 18.