I know, Big Baby, I know. The Red Sox lost in Game 7, I'm shocked too. But don't worry, its your time to shine. Basketball season is upon us. And yes here at BS we are getting a little antsy (don't judge us because we won't change the channel on a 20 point blow-out of a pre-season game). Maybe we can hold our excitement a little better than Glen over here but we are still getting amped by making some predictions for the coming season. Let me share some of the talk that is going around the Loisaida Soda Cooler.1. Brain Scalabrine discovers an old pair of chucks with the number 33 on them. When he wears them he harnessess the spirit of Larry Bird. New England embraces him. They make a Disney movie about it.
2. There is controversy over rookie of the year when Michael Beasley questions, "hasn't Greg Oden been in the league for like 15 years? He looks like he is 40." Everyone agrees.
3. Shawn Kemp finally makes a successful comeback, averages 19.6 ppg and 9.2 rpg, and has a baby with your mom. And your mom, and your mom, and your mom.....
4. Kobe tells Shaq how his ass tastes.
5. Lebron James accepts a $50 million contract from a basketball team in Greece after they convince him Athens is a suburb of New York City.
6. The Knicks win alot
7. RE: #6: Not!
8. Adriana Lima wakes up and smells the pudding. I mean, fuck. Marko Jaric? What a cruel, cruel world. In the post-Lima era, Jaric continues to suck.9. Josh Howard becomes an all-star after Mo Blue smokes all of the marijuana in the world.
10. NBA Champion: The Fans
Well 10 modest predictions. Will they come true? Won't they? We cannot predict that but all we can know is this will be an amazing NBA season. Enjoy.
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