Ooooooooooooooooh WEEEEEEEE! Sager, you have outdone yourself. Just in case it wasn't obvious that the pumpkin-pie toned jacket/tie combo didn't get the point across that this was your special Halloween suit, you threw on a white pocket square complete with a blinging pumpkin attched to it. How do professional athletes take you seriously when you try to interview them? No, really, how does TNT/TBS continue to let you wear this shit? It's worse than when TBS made us all sit through 20 minutes of the Steve Harvey show at the beginning of game 6 of the ALCS this year due to some bullshit power outage. (By the way, the comedian's name is Steve Harvey, it's called the Steve Harvey show, and yet Steve Harvey's character in the show is called Steve Hightower. Huh???)But I digress. Sager is obviously a man's man with a fashion sense rivaled only by NHL analyst Don Cherry, which is why he would clearly make an amazing Halloween costume. (And a guaranteed lay, ladies love them some Sager.) You could obviously go with numerous ridiculous get-ups to channel Sager, but the following idea is my favorite:
- Purple suit- 2 car batteries
- Enough Christmas lights for 50 foot tree
- Inappropriate boner
Happy Halloween Kiddies!
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