Thursday, October 30, 2008

Loisaida Sam Presents.....NOVEMBEARD!

It's that time of the year again, folks. The leaves have fallen, it's getting cold in NYC, and we have finally figured out how to get rid of at least one turkey. With Halloween a mere matter of hours away, we wanted to share with y'all our plans for the great month of November and invite you to join us.

With November comes Novembeard, a time-honored tradition in which testosterone-laden men set aside all hopes for "looking attractive" and "securing a one-night stand" and focus solely on growing the sweetest beard their little follicles will allow. Here at BS, we're brimming with excitement. We will be posting regular photo updates with the progress of Novembeard and awarding a special prize for the sweetest facial hair among a Novembeard participant. If you'd like to join us, here are the rules:

1. You must shave, not trim, but shave down to the skin TOMORROW, October, 31st, 2008 by Midnight.

2. You must not shave for the entire calendar month of November. Don't give me that shit about Thanksgiving with your grandmother or your boss being on your ass about your scruff by Week 2. If you can't hang, don't bother. More beard for us.

3. Send us some photos throughout the month, and most importantly, one final one right before you shave on Dec 1st.

4. We'll be hosting an end-of-Novembeard festive gathering (NOT a shaving party, that's disgusting) when it's all said and done. Come and get wasted with us and show off your sweet beard to the ladies (recommended; optional.) If the following picture is any indication, it's going to be a good month for the bearded. Cheers!


Ladies Love Novembeard...........Sometimes

2 comments:

JW said...

phenominal. unfortunately, tookie dont grow no one month beard.

Morris Blue said...

get some miracle gro. or a chia pet. just make it happen.