Who Let Tiger Out Of His Cage?

You guys are lucky you follow a blog like BPS. While people are speculating what Tiger is going to say on Friday at his exclusive press conference, we have been using Loisaida technology to take a sneak peak at what Tiger had to say at his return to the public spotlight this Friday. Take a look at the transcript:

Tiger: First of all, I would like to thank everyone that has come out today in support of my return to professional golf. Thank you to my sponsors Nike and Tag Heuer for sticking by me. Although I am flattered by Trojan I will have to decline your sponsorship at this time. I have spent the last few months having to live with the decisions I have made. I am deeply apologetic to the most important woman in my life, my 4...mmhmm...2 children, and...oh yeah my wife, Elin. This whole situation has affected so many people I care about. I am working diligently to make amends and change the way I live my life. I plan on making my return to golf in the only way I know how, stealing all the attention at Augusta for the Master's. I have been able to get back into my training routine and plan on being in better shape than ever. That is all I have to say for now. I look forward to seeing everyone at Augusta. Thank you, now I have to go accept my AVN Lifetime Achievement Award

Well you heard it here first. Don't bother watching on Friday.

Krypto-Nate changing his colors?

There has been alot of trade buzz surrounding the Celtics in the last few weeks. The Celtics have been struggling of late with players spending more time in the training room than on the court. There has been a lack of consistancy that has caused my man DA to look for a shake up that can spark the C's back into their winning ways. At the center of the trade talk has been the silkiest smooth shooter of the Big Three, Ray Allen. It seems like trades involving my fellow UConn Alum have died down but where when rumor ends another begins. Nate Robinson has been in the cross-hairs of the Stormin' Mormon. So could Krypto-Nate actually be living up to his name and making the jump to green? In order to obtain Robinson it looks like we would have to give up a combination of fan favorites in Brian Scalabrine, Eddie House, and Tony Allen. I don't believe Nate Robinson would be the answer. Yes Nate Robinson may be a better defensive back up point gaurd than Eddie House, with the ability to get to the basket and throw down. But I love seeing a look with Eddie, Ray, and Rahseed. Three players capable of delivering dagger at any time. Nate would add a WOW factor but I want to see if this team can pull it together again and bring home 18.

Titty Twitter Tuesday

(No actual titties involved in this post)

Since Bulletproof Sombreros was last active Twitter has developed to the forefront of social networking. A website keeps everyone updated on the miniscule events of everyones lives 140 characters at time...blah blah blah. While we all know what twitter is not many people know or understand how to truly utilize it. Titty Twitter Tuesday will give everyone ideas of who is really burning up the tweets and who makes twitter really entertaining.

Today's TTT will get things rolling with my top 3 most entertaining tweepls (you better get the lingo down).

1. @shhdontellsteve - This is the twitter account Jim from the office would create to let the world know about Dwight. This account was created by a guy to monitor the rediculousness that is his roomates life. From the moronic things he says to the follies of his love life, you will find yourself intrigued by what steve is going to do next and constantly updating yourself to make sure you didn't miss any of the gold that Steve doesn't even realize he is producing

2. @shitmydadsays - This is an example of how the power of twitter can actually be flipped into a career opportunity. While most people use twitter to give people an insight into the deliciousness of their huevos rancheros some can find the aspects of their lives that are actually interesting to the people around them. Justin has used his greatest inspiration, his dad, to a new project developing a TV show based on his twitter account. The curt words of wisdom that come from his dad make for a very entertaining and educational experience.

3. @YukonFox, @LoisaidaSam, @MorrisBlue, and @RealTylerSidell - Well you obviously have to follow the members of Bulletproof Sombreros.

We rock Twitter so you might as well too. Its going to be fun...

Allow Myself to Re-Introduce...Myself

(Loisaida Sam enjoying his hiatus in East River Park)


I know what you’re thinking, who do these guys think they are? They think they can just steal our hearts all over again? Can they be as amazing as they once were? And the answer is Bulletproof Sombreros, yes, and you thought we were amazing? You are so nice.

Well we took a hiatus for the last year or so to reinvent ourselves and truly discover the world. Now we are back to share the wealth of our knowledge with the rest of the blogosphere. We have been to the ends of the earth and back, experiencing the wonders of the world others can only dream about. We have taken the time sit in East River Park and admire Brooklyn from a distance. Walked cautiously along 14th street. Dipped our toes in the crystal waters of Hamilton Fish Park. These adventures, as exciting as they sound, have fine tuned our minds and streamlined our ability to bring the most interesting and fan friendly topics the attention to the Bulletproof Public.

Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show....one sporadically posted rambling at a time.

Weeeee'rrrrrre Baaaaaack!!!!!!!!!